We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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