David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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