porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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