it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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