I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We named our party play list daddy issues
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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