well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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