so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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