hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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