Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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