thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Say something about gay babies.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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