what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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