My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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