dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
