Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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