On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's rum buckets o'clock
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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