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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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