What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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