Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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