I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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