what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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