you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
