Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
