in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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