do herpes really smell.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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