Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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