I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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