I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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