with your own penis?
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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