real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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