i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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