Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we made out on top of his cat.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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