I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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