i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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