If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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