I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed