Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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