We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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