He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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