So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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