I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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