Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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