After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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