just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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