What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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