best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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