So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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