kristin has been a bad kristin
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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