I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no you cant smoke seaweed
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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