Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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