Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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