Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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