mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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