I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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